Slave, since it is your birthday, I have a special surprise for you! I demand you to follow me in the garden, where I walk over the wet grass with just my sweaty pink socks to get them even juicier for you! I bet you would love to watch me crush your birthday cake with my dirty socks, wouldn’t you?
So watch, while I crush the cake right in front of your eyes before I demand you to lick the socks sparklingly clean. And it gets even better: I decide to cut the socks off with a pair of scissors before I continue to crush the pie with my bare feet. Now you can also suck on my toes and lick the tiniest bit of cake from my feet.
I bet this is the best birthday you have ever had!